Saturday, October 30, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Dinho’s Back: Ronaldinho Gets Brazil Recall

World Cup 2010 Blog: Dinho’s Back: Ronaldinho Gets Brazil Recall

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Dinho’s Back: Ronaldinho Gets Brazil Recall

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 08:31 AM PDT

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Looking to curry favor as the new coach of the most demanding national team in the world? Then call up the superstar exiled by the previous regime yet pursed on the lips of most supporters in the country.

Mano Menezes has done just that: Dinho’s back in the Brazilian fold for a friendly next month.

The opponent? Argentina. Lionel Messi’s Argentina. Mano might as well have called him up for a World Cup final.

This isn’t a provisional thirty, either – it’s the full 23, which means the only way through which Ronaldinho doesn’t make the cut is injury or doing something along the line of confusing prostitute genders. However, the lineup isn’t what you’d call the ‘first team’ – starting and ending in the keeper list, there’s no Julio Cesar, which should say enough – but rather one which looks more like a “bubble team”.

In other words: they’re on it. Want to get off? Play lights out against Argentina, which will be arguably the most watched friendly in some time.

Goalkeepers: Victor (Gremio) Jeferson (Botafogo), Neto (Atletico-PR)

Defenders: Daniel Alves (Barcelona), Rafael (Manchester United), Adriano Correa (Barcelona), Andre Santos (Fenerbahce), Thiago Silva (Milan), David Luiz (Benfica)
Alex Costa (Chelsea), Rever (Atletico-MG)

Midfielders: Lucas (Liverpool), Ramires (Chelsea), Sandro (Tottenham), Jucilei (Corinthians), Douglas (Gremio), Philippe Coutinho (Inter), Ronaldinho Gaucho (Milan), Elias (Corinthians)

Forwards: Robinho (Milan), Alexandre Pato (Milan), Andre (Dinamo Kiev), Neymar (Santos)

For those who need a reminder or have only been paying attention to football since Nigel De Jong planted his size tens into Xabi Alonso’s chestplate, gratuitous Ronaldinho YouTuber:


Friday, October 29, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Euro 2012 Off To Foreboding Start

World Cup 2010 Blog: Euro 2012 Off To Foreboding Start

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Euro 2012 Off To Foreboding Start

Posted: 28 Oct 2010 10:48 AM PDT

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Euro 2012 officials had a very big day today, as aside from claiming to sue the bejeezus out of conspiracy theorists, they also launched the very first of their brand spankin’ new fan buses (which really do look quite decent from a superficial perspective). So they gave the keys to Deputy-Prime Minister Boris Kolesnikov for the inaugural drive through Lviv, Ukraine and he….got into an accident.

Yes, he plowed into the very same police car which was escorting him through the city.

If this is how they run the ‘little stuff’, Euro 2012 is on pace to be a dog and pony show unlike anything we’ve seen before. Good for us, but not a good month to be UEFA, FIFA, or anything with an acronym, really.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Paul The Octopus Is Dead, But He Will Not Die.

World Cup 2010 Blog: Paul The Octopus Is Dead, But He Will Not Die.

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Paul The Octopus Is Dead, But He Will Not Die.

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 08:48 AM PDT

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That’s reportedly the movie poster for the upcoming film about Paul’s life. A conveniently intriguing conspiracy theory has erupted from those surrounding the film, indicating that Paul did not die over Sunday evening, but on July 9th, two days before the world cup. These are the type of people who stumble around in foil helmets, jamming alien frequencies and telling us that an oracle octopus can predict the future.

Pfft. Idiots.

Jiang said she thought it was “kind of strange” that news of Paul’s death had broken not long after the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre in western Germany had contacted her team to say they were keen to co-operate on the international distribution of her film.

“We have been keeping in touch with the German aquarium ever since the beginning [of production] but it seemed to me that they were afraid,” she said. “The movie is about unveiling the inside story behind the octopus miracle, so they felt nervous.

“For the movie, we had done quite a lot of investigation and I am 60% to 70% sure that Paul died on 9 July [two days before the World Cup final] and the Germans have been covering up his death and fooling us for a long time.”

Or maybe just those looking for a bit of free publicity for their upcoming movie? Probably that.

Meanwhile, Paul’s successor has been named: a mysterious Frenchpus, with tremendous tentacle booties to fill.

But a slimy Frenchman who enjoys a bit of whimsical prognostication and decides the outcome of football games based on things from above? I think we’ve seen this movie before.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “The Miracle Of Bern Wasn’t Quite So Miraculous” plus 1 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “The Miracle Of Bern Wasn’t Quite So Miraculous” plus 1 more

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The Miracle Of Bern Wasn’t Quite So Miraculous

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 09:00 AM PDT

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It seemed a little late in the game when France’s World Cup winning side of 1998 was accused of doping just a couple months back. What then are we to say about calling the 1954 World Cup winning side a bunch of cheater, cheater, pumpkin eaters? Can they still hear well enough to understand the accusations?

A German university was commissioned by the German Olympic Committee to do a study on doping in, yes, Germany. The verdict? (West) Germans cheated.

After reading the headline I fully expected this to be conducted by a Hungarian university via a secret group called the Committee For Reclaiming Hungarian Football Glory By Accusing Germans Whilst Crying Tears In The Bathtub. Twasn’t.

Germans throwing those miraculous West Germans under the bus for their Das Wunder von Bern.


Despite highly-fancied Hungary taking a 2-0 lead after just eight minutes, underdogs Germany fought back at Berne’s Wankdorf Stadium with winger Helmut Rahn scoring twice, including hitting the 84th-minute winner.

The study, published on Monday, says the team, dubbed ‘the heroes of Bern’, believed they received vitamin C injections before the final, but were actually given methamphetamine, a substance given to German troops in World War II.

The study by Leipzig University, called ‘Doping in Germany’ and funded by the German Olympic Committee, is due to be published in 2012 and reveals doping was first used in high-level sport in West Germany as early as 1949.

The 1954 World Cup final was not simply just a World Cup final, if there could be such a thing. The Mighty Magyars of Hungary are still today considered to be the greatest team to have never won the World Cup; some might even cross the rest off after ‘team’. They were magnificent, and West Germany pulled the upset of most holy upsets.

And it would appear now that there’s a fairly decent reason why. Well, so we think. Surely there’s are good reasons, perhaps even good evidence, as to why a study would publish such an allegation, but it’s unlikely to cause enough of an uproar to do anything but shrug a few shoulders – accusations of cheating in the World Cup final are as much a part of the game as the ball itself.

Even if true and the invisible asterisk added next to their names in the record books, would they now, 56 years later, still say it was worth it? Probably.


Paul The Octopus Passes Away (2008-2010)

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 07:01 AM PDT

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One day you will be asked: Where were you when you heard Paul the Octopus had died?

The clear superstar of this past summer’s World Cup has passed away in his sleep of natural causes, which is a bit vague for an octopus, since “natural causes” for most sea creatures includes “something bigger than it”.

Perhaps tragic timing given the lucrative career onto which he was about to embark, but then again maybe not: he’s flamed out just when his star was brightest, like James Dean, leaving the world to wonder what would’ve been and his legacy to grow even further.

His Wiki is more extensive than most players in the sport and he’s famous the world over, but that’s not enough. No, Paul the ‘Pus will get his very own statue in homage to his fancy abilities to eat delicious bivalves.


“His success made him almost a bigger story than the World Cup itself,” Porwoll said. “We may decide to give Paul his own small burial plot within our grounds and erect a modest permanent shrine.”

He added: “While this may seem a curious thing to do for a sea creature, Paul achieved such popularity during his short life that it may be deemed the most appropriate course of action.”

A fitting tribute to the Golden Ball winner in the hearts of the fans.

But let’s ask the important question:

Will he be served fried or grilled?