Monday, April 26, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “Soundoff: What Would You Give for a World Cup Win?” plus 1 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “Soundoff: What Would You Give for a World Cup Win?” plus 1 more

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Soundoff: What Would You Give for a World Cup Win?

Posted: 26 Apr 2010 05:33 AM PDT

world cup winA recent survey suggested that a staggering 51% of football fans would starve themselves for a week in exchange for their team winning the World Cup. It also suggested that a further 40% would give up dating, 7% would give up their job and 4% would happily lose a body part. Have you ever tried not eating for a whole week? Or having a body part surgically removed when not medically necessary? Both would hurt, a lot, and neither would really be worth a World Cup win. So the survey seems to suggest that football fans have some sort of mental problem

However, turns out the results weren’t exactly scientific. The survey phrased the question thus: “If you had to choose, what would you give up to see your country win the World Cup?” and then gave five less than serious options. The answer “I want my team to win, but I don’t want to seriously damage my body” was not available. Yet this crucial fact was missing from news reports. Including the one from Reuters.

The mediawatching part of me was interested to see how a joke in a survey managed to mutate into a humourous but semi-serious news story. The other part of me wondered… What would you really give for your team to win the World Cup?

I’m really asking for something that’s realistic. The biggest sacrifice that you could comfortably live with, in exchange for World Cup glory. For example, I’m kind of attached to my body parts (because they’re currently attahched to me and I want to keep it that way). So that’s a no no. But the laptop I’m typing this on? It’s my only computer and I’d struggle to afford to replace it. But I’d genuinely trade it for an England or USA World Cup 2010 win. What would (or even what wouldn’t) you trade?


The Oldest Football Videos on YouTube

Posted: 25 Apr 2010 05:13 PM PDT


best football skills – June 24th, 2005

I recently read up a bit on the history of YouTube and learned, that the first ever YouTube video (”Me at the Zoo“) was uploaded by founder Jawed Karimi on April 23rd, 2005. The public beta test started only a week later in May and the official launch of the site was in November 2005. I started to wonder what the first – or rather oldest still available – football related videos on YouTube are. I started with the basic search term “football/soccer” and both words yield the same result. A skills compilation featuring illustrious has beens like Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Thierry Henry. Fort Minor’s Remember the Name wasn’t leaked onto the Internet until August 20th, 2005. The corresponding album didn’t hit the shelves until November 22nd, 2005, so the oldest still available football skills highlight reel has to make do with The Roots’ Guns are Drawn instead.

The Oldest World Cup Video

iran vs japan – July 18th, 2005

The oldest video for the search term “world cup” brings up this goal by Iran’s Vahid Hashemian, from an Asian World Cup 2006 qualifier against Japan (2-1, March 25th, 2005). Iran went on to finish second in their group, behind Japan, and qualified for only their third World Cup. A slightly anti-climactic result.

The Oldest Champions League Video

Final Champion’s league 2004-2005 – September 25th, 2005

The 2005 final between Liverpool and AC Milan is the oldest available Champions League video. Liverpool’s epic comeback victory is made even more epic with the help of cheesy dance music. But Liverpool and Milan fans are probably desperate enough by now, that they’ll gladly sit through this video nonetheless, to reminisce about what it was like being teams at the top of their game.

The Oldest Lionel Messi Video

Compilado Messi 1 – December 16th, 2005

In December 2005, Lionel Messi was 18 years old and on his way to establish himself in Barcelona’s senior team. By then, his exploits on youth football level had apparently already earned him a Japanese fanbase, that would dedicate the above video to him. Compilado Messi 2, uploaded on the same day, then kicks into full gear with the Flashdance soundtrack.

The Oldest Jens Lehmann Videos

Jens Lehman save against villareal – May 9th, 2006


Lehman that w*nker – May 9th, 2006

No YouTube history session would be complete without an eccentric mad German goalkeeper. Searching for Jens Lehmann yields two results, which do an outstandingly accurate job of depicting the essence of Jens Lehmann.

So, that’s what general highlight reels, the World Cup, the Champions League, Lionel Messi and mad German goalkeepers were like during the early YouTube days.


Sunday, April 25, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Reasons To Love (and Hate) All the teams in South Africa

World Cup 2010 Blog: Reasons To Love (and Hate) All the teams in South Africa

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Reasons To Love (and Hate) All the teams in South Africa

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 06:26 AM PDT

ribery-So with the World Cup coming up, many of you will be looking for a team to follow either as a second team when your team inevitably gets knocked out in the Quarter Finals on Penalties (perhaps that one is just me) or because your team didn’t make it to South Africa. Either way, at some point you are going to need someone to follow. Often this is irrational and you just like a team. Sometimes you need a reason, sometimes you just inexplicably hate someone, or maybe they have a player you like from the club you follow.

Either way, you need someone. And what follows is a simple print off and then cut out and keep and lose it and wish you’d never printed it off in the first place guide to all the teams in South Africa and reasons why you should love them, and hate them.

Please bear in mind this is a bit of fun, and if this causes people to be outraged and start serious arguments, I may lose my faith in humanity altogether.

Group A

South Africa
Love them Becuase: They are the hosts, and it is always quite nice when the hosts don’t lose interest in the tournament they are supposed to be hosting in the first week.

Loathe Them Because: They’re already really good at Rugby and Cricket, they don’t need another string to their bow.

France
Love them Becuase: This whole World Cup thing was largely their idea in the first place.

Loathe Them Because: How they got to this World Cup for starters. Never mind the whole Franck Ribery et al affair rumbling on at the moment.

Mexico
Love Them Because: They managed to get to the World Cup despite Sven.

Loathe Them Because: No-one can resist caricaturing a Mexican while they’re playing. (Again, maybe just me?)

Uruguay
Love Them Because: They can forever hold the fact that they won the first World Cup over Brazil and Argentina.

Loathe Them Because: When was the last time you won one guys? Resting on your laurels a bit there.

Group B

Argentina
maradona-and-messiLove them Because: Messi. Simply he’s the best player on the planet, and a nice lad.

Loathe them Because: Maradona. Simply, he’s the worst manager on the planet. And not a nice guy.

Nigeria
Love Them Because: They gave us Jay-Jay Okocha.

Loathe Them Because: Jay-Jay Okocha has retired.

South Korea
Love Them Because: They made one of the great small team stories of recent times in 2002.

Loathe Them Because: Spain and Italy fans won’t need reminding how everything seemed to conspire for them in that World Cup.

Greece
Love Them Because: In 2004 they topped South Korea’s little team story by going on to win the Euros out of absolutely nowhere.

Loathe Them Because: They played the most teeth grindingly dull football doing it.

Group C

England
gerrard-anderson-280x400Love them Because: This beautiful game (and its spread all over the world) is an English invention.

Loathe them Because: The less than cuddly squad includes Steven Gerrard, Ashley Cole, John Terry etc etc

U.S.A
Love them Because: It would be a success story if Football actually made it over there.

Loathe them Because: Frankly 99% of America doesn’t care, and likely never will.

Algeria
Love them Because: They produced one of THE qualifying moments to get to this tournament.

Loathe them Because: They did sort of get battered by Egypt in the African Cup of Nations, which doesn’t bode well.

Slovenia
Love them Because: Best shirt at the World Cup.

Loathe Them Because: Everyone who doesn’t know much about football (but mysteriously becomes an expert by June) will constantly mix them up with Slovakia untill you literally throttle them.

Group D

Germany
Love them Because: Secretly, they have a wicked sense of humour.

Loathe them Because: They always win on penalties. How are you doing it Germany? Holland and England would love to know.

Australia
Love them Because: They are called the Socceroos. Which is amazing.

Loathe them Because: See South Africa.

Serbia
Love them Because: They qualified ahead of France, which for a shiny new country is marvellous.

Loathe them Because: France not winning the group led to that whole Thierry Henry thing. That did get annoying quickly.

Ghana
Love them Because: Its an African World Cup, lets get behind the African teams, and Ghana are possibly the best hope.

Loathe Them Because: How many minutes before you feel really sick watching the team run around in these?

Group E

Holland
CruyffLove them Because: They invented Total Football and gave us, Cruyff, Neeskens, Van Basten, Guillit, Rykaard, Bergkamp. And they’ve still never won it. About time eh?

Loathe them Because: Still complaining about 1974? Its time to move on guys.

Denmark
Love them Because: At Euro 92, they managed to win a tournament without even qualifying. That’s quite special.

Loathe them Because: They days of the Laudrups and Schmeichels is well over alas.

Japan
Love them Because: If their team goes out, they choose another one and get behind it. Which is sort of the inspiration behind all this.

Loathe them Because: They are playing a match approximately every 17 minutes in the run up to the World Cup, which may mean you are bored of them by then.

Cameroon
Love them Because: With Roger Milla, they got the ball rolling for African sides on the big stage.

Loathe them Because: Their kit this time is surprisingly not controversial.

Group F
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Italy
Love them because: They are (mostly, sorry Rino) all really good looking with really nice hair. Especially Pirlo.

Loathe them Because: They have (mostly) all already got a World Cup winners medal. They don’t need another.

Paraguay:
Love them because: The underdog factor – they’ve never been further than the Round of 16.

Loathe them Because: José Luis Chilavert, the worlds most entertaining goalkeeper, is now merely a coach. Presumably a free-kick coach.

New Zealand
Love them Because: The extreme underdog factor. If they win anything in South Africa it’ll be a massive success.

Loathe them Because: Like Australia and South Africa they already dominate other sports, particularly Rugby in this case, where they are comparable to Brazil.

Slovakia
Love them Because: Its their first world cup as an independent nation, which is reason to cheer them, I think.

Loathe them Because: See Slovenia.

Group G

ronaldo_winkBrazil
Love them Because: Well, England might have invented the game, but no-one perfected it like Brazil.

Loathe them Because: They are a bit show-offy. And they’ve won it plenty of times before. And their players do insist of wearing gloves if the temperature drops below 70 degrees.

North Korea
Love them Because: Because of their status politically, there is a number of teams it would be really funny for them to meet.

Loathe them Because: Because of their political status, it would be a nightmare logistically for them to meet any number of teams.

The Ivory Coast/Côte d’Ivoire
Love them Because: They are, on paper Africa’s best chance at the World Cup.

Loathe them Because: They showed at the African Cup of Nations they don’t like it when the going gets tough. Which it will.

Portugal
Love them Because: In Ronaldo they have one of the best players on Earth, and that is what the World Cup is all about.

Loathe them Because: In Ronaldo they have one of the most annoying players on Earth, and that is not what the World Cup is about.

Group H

Xavi HSpain
Love them Because: They play beautiful football no doubt, and have a mouth watering attacking line.

Loathe them Because: No-one wants anyone to get too far ahead of themselves, eh?

Switzerland
Love them Because: They had a really miserable time hosting Euro 2008. They could do with something to bounce back with.

Loathe them Because: That damned neutrality. You know they wouldn’t pick a team when theirs gets knocked out.

Honduras
Love them because: They need all the help they can get against Spain.

Loathe them because: That away kit.

Chile
Love them Because: If they get through, they may face Brazil, and everyone loves a big rivalry on the big stage.

Loathe them Because: They might not want to play Brazil considering what happened in 1998.


Saturday, April 24, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Podcast: World Cup 2010 Group F Preview: “But Did He Ever Play for Wolves?”

World Cup 2010 Blog: Podcast: World Cup 2010 Group F Preview: “But Did He Ever Play for Wolves?”

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Podcast: World Cup 2010 Group F Preview: “But Did He Ever Play for Wolves?”

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:19 PM PDT

conchordsIt’s Friday, so it must be World Cup preview podcast time again. This week we look at Group F, which features Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia. Your four co-hosts debate the merits of each team in various categories (some serious: Best Coach, some not so much: Best Celebrity Spokesperson) and then add up the points to see which two teams go through.

This sixth episode of the Total Football Soccer Show’s World Cup previews was originally broadcast Thursday, April 22nd on WRIR 97.3, and is now available as a podcast. Questions raised include: Does Ricki Herbert sleep? Did Marcello Lippi play for Wolves? Why won’t Robert Carlos apologize for Brazil’s actions in the 19th century?

So… Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia. Which two of these these four fine football teams will make the grade? I can’t tell you that, but I can tell you that there’s a dramatic finale featuring a tie-braker to decide who takes second place. Click play below to listen.

- You can download the mp3 here and you can subscribe via iTunes here.

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