Sunday, August 29, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Les Bleus Least Likely Love Triangle: Ribery, Madame Ribery & Gourcuff

World Cup 2010 Blog: Les Bleus Least Likely Love Triangle: Ribery, Madame Ribery & Gourcuff

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Les Bleus Least Likely Love Triangle: Ribery, Madame Ribery & Gourcuff

Posted: 28 Aug 2010 09:02 AM PDT

Ribery-Gourcuff Triangle

In England, it is not unusual for the private lives of football players to make the front pages of newspapers. Its not unusual for papers to print stories (alleging!) players are sending pornographic photos of themselves to random women across the country, engaging in extra-marital activities and impregnating numerous women along the way. The (alleged) scandal involving John Terry, Wayne Bridge and Wayne Bridge’s former girlfriend (and mother of his child) definitely broke the mold when it surfaced this summer (for the record, she denied it). Regardless, the idea behind this scandal “struck a cord” (read: sold a lot of papers). The French, not wanting to be outdone in their quest to be the most scandal-prone team, ran amok this year…

They handballed their way to the World Cup. They dropped the team’s future stars (Nasri, Benzema, Ben Arfa) from the squad. Some of them were investigated for paying an underage girl for sex. They fought their own training staff. They boycotted training. They didn’t win a single game at the World Cup. They only scored one goal in the entire tournament. And now, a former team doctor is trying to put the cherry on top. As Chris revealed earlier this week, Jean-Pierre Paclet, who served as the team doctor from 2004-2008 recently made some astonishing allegations regarding some of the French players blood samples.  He tops the implied doping accusations when he asserts the “real” reason behind the fall-out between Frank Ribery and Yoann Gourcuff.

Through the summer, Ribery was one of the players accused of “bullying” Gourcuff this summer.  Many reasons were given:  socioeconomic divisions, Gourcuff was “too nice,” competitive jealousy etc.  But, despite the fact that this is France, no one ever suspected a possible love triangle was at the root of this problem.

Paclet alleges that Ribery’s wife, Wahiba, was still upset during the World Cup over the news that her husband may have paid an underage prostitute for sex (allegedly!).  As his birthday present (allegedly!).  For the record, Ribery has never denied sleeping with Zahia- but he has denied both knowing she was not 18 at the time and paying her (other than providing money for a cab ride).  This “news” had broke a few months before the World Cup, but it dominated the headlines leading up to the tournament.  According to Paclet, the relationship between Ribery and Gourcuff turned sour when the players families visited them during their pre-tournament training camp in Tunisia

Wahiba Ribery seized the opportunity and adds. She didn’t let Yohan Gourcuff, [who] came alone, leave her sight and made it known to her husband. Ribery didn’t think any of it. Finally, yes. Bad. Much harm. Wahiba used the ideal provocation. Since the camp in May at Tignes, Ribery seems distant from Gourcuff. On the field, he makes virtually no pass [to Gourcuff]. “

A second article references another example.

During lunch, Gourcuff found at table without a companion, causing a reaction. Including this [from the player's wives]: “Me, I would accompany [you] well. The players did not appreciate it…

Well, I have to say that was the most boring love triangle allegation I’ve ever heard.  I expect much more than sharing a lunch table from the French.  I’m pretty sure that only counts as first base in kindergarten- ya know, before kids get crazy and share the same blanket during nap time.

The book, which has made a few headlines, has been discredited by many of the players (Desailly said he didn’t know Paclet and he must need money to feed himself).  The fact that he is reporting on events that he wasn’t even present for (he did not participate in the 2010 or 1998 World Cup) does not help boost Paclet’s credibility.  When asked why he decided to publish these claims now, Paclet said that his disappointment in the behavior of the players this summer made him want to reveal the other skeletons in the France closet.  Makes sense.  If you are embarrassed by your team being a laughing stock, you would definitely want to publish more claims to substantiate that.  Not.


Friday, August 27, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: A Remake Of France v West Germany, 1982.

World Cup 2010 Blog: A Remake Of France v West Germany, 1982.

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A Remake Of France v West Germany, 1982.

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 04:30 AM PDT

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The piece below – a piece rather than video – is a rather astonishing remake of the final 15 minutes, the penalties, of the semifinal between France and West Germany in 1982. Astonishing in its labor, nuanced accuracy and sheer simplicity. These are everyday people doing largely everyday things, movements which normally wouldn’t turn a single head, but combine to recreate a World Cup semifinal.

Block off a quarter hour today – it’s well worth it.

The description:

“Refait” is a remake of the football WorldCup match between France and Germany (Seville, Spain, 1982). Shot by Pied La Biche in Villeurbanne (France), every aspect of the fifteen last minutes of the match was carefully reconstructed : players, positions, gestures, intensity, drama etc. It consists in shifting the traditional game area into the urban environment. Each sequence takes place in one or several locations and then the city temporarily becomes the lab for unsual experiments. The soundtrack is made up of the original commentaries mixed with interviews of the audience recorded during the shooting.

The remake:

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: French Team Doctor Puts ‘98 Squad On Doping Book Tour

World Cup 2010 Blog: French Team Doctor Puts ‘98 Squad On Doping Book Tour

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French Team Doctor Puts ‘98 Squad On Doping Book Tour

Posted: 25 Aug 2010 08:58 AM PDT

wc98_017Footballer autobiographies can be found housed under the Dewey decimal system in the eight circle of hell. Where does that put autobiographies by the team doctors of famous teams? Hitchhiking to the ninth, I suppose.

The team doctor from France’s ‘98 World Cup win has made some fairly damning statements regarding the blood samples of France’s World Cup-winning side from 1998. Conveniently, he has a book coming out.

Normally this would seem an absurd money grab with a book on the fore, but Paclet took out the magic word when it comes to questionable sporting practices: Juventus.

Juve were put to trial for doping after numerous accusations in the mid-nineties and a couple of directors were found guilty of administering EPO before finding success in appeals court. Acquitted, but the stigma lingers.

Paclet notes that there were anomalies in certain samples and that this was suspicious, given that some French players had played with certain football leagues, "notably those in the Italian league".

"Blood tests revealed amomalies for several Bleus just before the 1998 World Cup," he told Le Parisien.

In reference to midfield stars Zinedine Zidane and Didier Deschamps who both played at Juventus, the doctor said, "it's public knowledge that there were practices which were borderline, to say the least, at Juventus at that time".

"I'm not making anything up. Having a high hematocrit level [a measure of red blood cells] did not prove that they took EPO [Erythropoietin – a hormone often used for performance enhancement in sports].

"As there was no proof we didn't bother them," says Paclet, the French team doctor from 2004 to 2008. "Nevertheless it can't be said that if we had pursued the tests we would have found proof."

However Jean-Marcel Ferret, the French team doctor at the time of the World Cup win says they "found nothing". He admits there were anomalies regarding the level of red blood cells, "but they were linked to tiredness from the league", adding that his "conscience is clear".

Paclet’s suspect timing doesn’t really eliminate the suspect nature of their blood tests when coupled with the original source, though he does seem to imply it was “clubs”, not just Juventus.

However, the fact that The Implosion explodes onto bookstore shelves tomorrow certainly doesn’t seem to make the accusations any less self-serving. One of these days someone is going to make an outlandish, head-turning statement without a book release coming by the end of the month, in turn throwing a cloud on their plausible accusations.

But don’t hold your breath.


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Why Russia Should Not Host World Cup 2018

World Cup 2010 Blog: Why Russia Should Not Host World Cup 2018

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Why Russia Should Not Host World Cup 2018

Posted: 23 Aug 2010 11:30 AM PDT

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England and Russia are two of the front-runners to host World Cup 2018, and FIFA are in England this week assessing the English bid. I’m an England fan and therefore biased, but I’m now 100% sure Russia should not be hosting the World Cup eight years from now.

I have no idea how long the above banner – in which racist Lokomotiv Moscow fans thank West Brom for buying their Nigerian-Russian striker Peter Odemwingie – was tolerated for, but the fact that is was unfurled at all suggests that the Russian football authorities still have some work to do before hosting the rest of the world.

You might be pleased to hear that an Odemwingie-less Lokomotiv lost 3-0 to Dynamo Moscow this weekend, while West Brom beat Sunderland 1-0 with Odemwingie scoring on his debut. Which suggests that Lokomotov fans are confused in more ways than one, because it’s West Brom fans who should be thanking them.