Sunday, May 30, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “World Cup Friendlies: Sunday Preview” plus 3 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “World Cup Friendlies: Sunday Preview” plus 3 more

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World Cup Friendlies: Sunday Preview

Posted: 30 May 2010 05:21 AM PDT

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In preparation for South Africa, several World Cup bound teams are playing in friendlies today to physically warmup and mentally prepare for the juggernaut tournament this summer.  Amongst today’s games, fans can look forward to seeing former England coach Sven Eriksson’s Ivory Coast for the first time since he was hired, if Nigeria can overcome the off-field distractions that have plagued their World Cup preparations, if Japan can respond to positively versus England after being booed off the field by their own fans or if Tunisia can record a win over their former colonial ruler (France) at home.  Mini Previews available after the jump….

BELARUS VS. SOUTH KOREA

South Korea, looking to replicate their 2002 World Cup semi-final run, will be hoping to continue their 4-match winning streak against Belarus.  In the recent past, they’ve managed to beat their regional rivals, Japan, Ivory Coast and Ecuador.  Belarus, though not qualified for the World Cup, will be tough competition for South Korea.  Early this week, they beat Honduras 2-2 and their tough, physical style will be tough to break down (though a perfect warmup for South Korea’s group competitor, Greece).

For more coverage on the game, visit the South Korea World Cup Blog.

MEXICO VS. GAMBIA

Mexico will be hoping to head into the World Cup with at least one win after not being rewarded for some impressive play in their first two preparation games versus the Netherlands (lost 2-1) and England (lost 3-1).  Though losing to two of the tournament favorites is hardly something to be ashamed about, it will be interesting to see how these losses will affect the team’s psyche and form against the smallest footballing nation in the world, Gambia.  Even under these circumstances, Mexico should easily dispose of Gambia, who have never qualified for the finals of a FIFA tournament at the senior level.  Though it won’t be as easy as it sounds- Gambia have shown a lot of promise in their recent games against Tunisia and Angola.  This game should be a good warmup for Mexico’s opening World Cup game versus South Africa, but a loss here could be traumatic heading into the tournament this summer.

For more coverage on the game (including a live blog), visit the Mexico World Cup Blog.

PARAGUAY VS. IVORY COAST

Fans of the Ivory Coast will be looking to this game to see if Eriksson is the man to transform this team of undoubtedly awesome talent into a cohesive group that can deliver consistent, winning performances needed to escape the Group of Death.  Luckily, this game should provide them a pretty good benchmark from what they can expect from Paraguay’s CONMEBAL competition Brazil as well as Portugal this summer.  The results of this game should be interesting, considering Paraguay have also recently played and narrowly beat (1-0) the Ivory Coast’s 3rd group competitor, North Korea.

Unlike the Ivory Coast, who will be playing their first friendly since March, Paraguay will be playing their third preparation game.  Their previous win against North Korea (1-0) and loss to Ireland (2-1) have both been disappointing- something even Paraguay’s coach Gerardo Martino has admitted in interviews.  This is especially true considering their impressive World Cup qualification campaign which saw them beat both Brazil and Argentina.

For more coverage on the game, visit the Paraguay and Ivory Coast World Cup Blogs.

NIGERIA VS. COLOMBIA

It will be interesting to see how Nigeria react to coach Lars Lagerback’s anger and disappointment in their performance against a young Saudi Arabia team last week.  But, hey, this is the same Saudi team that narrowly lost to Spain yesterday (2-3).  And unlike Spain, Nigeria can point to the absence of key players against the Saudis.  The team, who is under tremendous pressure from criticism at home, have hardly had an ideal buildup to the World Cup.  In recent weeks they have had to postpone this friendly versus Colombia after Upton Park declined to host the team and have abandoned their original plans for a training camp in London.  Since the postponement, the two federations have scrambled to find a replacement stadium to host the game.  Though fans will be disappointed that this game will be played in a closed stadium due to a fear of over-stretching the local security forces who will also be policing a local carnival.

On a more positive note, the team have received a boost from the return of John Mikel Obi (Chelsea) and Brown Ideye (Sochaux).  A win against Colombia, who beat Nigeria’s group competition, Argentina, and managed a draw against Brazil in their World Cup qualification campaign, will be tough competition for the Eagles, despite not qualifying for South Africa.  A win will also help to prove to the Eagle’s fans that the team can overcome all of the distractions, pressure and uncertainty surrounding the team this summer.

For more coverage on the game, visit the Nigeria World Cup Blog.

CHILE VS. NORTHERN IRELAND

Chile will be heading into this match feeling confident after their 3-0 win against Zambia and are expected to easily beat Northern Ireland with their exciting, fluid attacking style.  Chile may have been absent from the international stage since 1998, but the expectations for the team at this summer’s tournament are still high.  Though this game is hardly expected to provide the Chileans with a preview of what they can expect from the likes of Spain, Switzerland or Honduras- a win may provide the team with the confidence it needs to beat even the likes of the current European Champions.  That said, Northern Ireland has a promising team of youngsters who are hungry to prove themselves on the big stage- they will come to win and give 100% until the final whistle.

(Please note that ESPN incorrectly advertised a game with Chile and Israel later today, which to my knowledge is not happening.)

For more coverage on the game, visit the Chile World Cup Blog.

JAPAN V. ENGLAND

England’s pre-match preparation appears to be going as well as their World Cup qualification campaign.  The team beat Mexico and Egypt both by 3-1 margins- proving they have what it takes to successfully take on the US (Mexico’s CONCACAF rival) and Algeria (Egypt’s regional rival).  That said, the scoreline was unfairly flattering to England in both games- as both Mexico and Egypt definitely looked the better at times during the matches.  Given the biggest criticism of England’s World Cup performances in the past have mostly been about their mental fortitude, it will be interesting to see how England’s players respond to pressure during this game since Capello will be cutting 7 players to whittle his squad down to the 23 names required by FIFA by June 1.

As well as England is doing in their buildup to the World Cup- Japan has been disappointing, especially since their coach set a goal of making at least to the semi-finals.  After some recent lethargic losses to South Korea and Serbia, Japan was booed by their own fans.  So, they will be looking to get their World Cup preparation back on track.

For more coverage on the game, visit the Japan and England World Cup Blogs.

TUNISIA V. FRANCE

Tunisia will be hosting Les Bleus for their second World Cup preparation match and will be hoping to crank out a better result than their 2008 3-1 loss in Paris.  France’s 2-1 win last week against Costa Rica should have given the team back some confidence they  lost during their controversial qualification campaign.  Tunisia, though not qualified for the World Cup, are a talented team with a crop of young players who are anxious to prove themselves on the big stage especially against France.  And though I’m sure the historical and social significance of beating France won’t be lost on the Tunisian team and fans- Les Bleus can (most likely) look forward to a positive reception during the game.  The tension is expected to be far less than when Tunisia played in Paris and a repeat of France’s friendly game versus Algeria which ended when Algeria fans invaded the field is not expected to happen.

For more coverage on the game, visit the France (live blog taking place) and Tunisia World Cup Blogs.


Glory for New Zealand, America and Spain win, Just.

Posted: 29 May 2010 06:28 PM PDT

Interesting day of pre-World Cup friendlies that threaten to throw all we know about the World Cup up in the air. For a start, New Zealand as you can see above, beat Serbia to get Kiwki pulses racing that little bit faster in the build up to South Africa.

To put that in perspective, Serbia are ranked 15th in the Fifa World Rankings and have Stankovic and Vidic. They qualified for the World Cup ahead of France. New Zealand are ranked 78th, have Chris Wood and Ryan Nelson, and had to qualify ahead of Fiji. Its an amazing result, and well done to them.

Elsewhere, Spain, a lot of people’s favourites, didn’t look entirely convincing in a 3-2 win against Saudi Arabia – it took a last gasp Llorente strike in injury time to win the game for the Spanish.

The USA meanwhile came from behind to beat Turkey, to give them a good send off to South Africa. Clint Dempsey got the winner. Their group rivals England take on Japan tomorrow.

Germany won their game 3-0 against Hungary, with an early goal from Podolski. At least someone is carrying on in a predictable way. And it would be the Germans, right?


Eto’o threatens to walk away from World Cup

Posted: 29 May 2010 03:30 PM PDT

eto'oSamuel Eto’o eh? He sure knows a thing or two about team stability. Though he seemed to have calmed down in recent times (to the point where Didier Drogba has stopped becoming the poor man’s Eto’o in terms of unpredictability) he lashed out today, claiming he might just walk away from that big party in South Africa afterall.

Why? Because Cameroon legend, Roger Milla spoke out and claimed that Eto’o “hasn’t brought anything to our national team”.

Milla of course is Cameroon’s answer to Pele, delighting fans the world over twenty years ago as he lit up Italia 90. Pele has a habit of speaking out of turn every now and then, but mostly everyone ignores it. Eto’o however is clearly a more sensitive soul.

“…is it worth me going to the World Cup? I’ve still got some days to think about it but I’ll see if my taking part is important because I don’t need this in my career. It is always before tournaments that bitter people wake up. What has he [Roger Milla] done? He hasn’t won the World Cup.” is what Eto’o said exactly.

Harsh words indeed. Although I don’t recall Samuel Eto’o winning the World Cup just yet either. Though he has won basically everything else.

Perhaps it is little more than a tantrum, and its tough to image that Eto’o would walk away from the biggest stage on Earth – an African World Cup no less – just because a former player said some mean things about him.

He wouldn’t be the first iconic player to walk away from appearing a World Cup by any stretch of the imagination. In different circumstances, Johan Cruyff decided he didn’t want to go over to Argentina to play in 1978 (Holland got to the final and lost that time around).

I hope he does get his head down and go though. It kinda makes me sad when great players from different eras argue (maybe because the fantasist in me wants to see them play together), but what a blow it would be, not just for Cameroon and their hopes at the World Cup, but also for African football as a whole. Along with Drogba, Eto’o is the most recognisable name in African football, and a World Cup on African soil without him in it is just unimaginable.


Domenech set to equal Hildago’s record, but can Domenech supplant him in fan’s hearts?

Posted: 29 May 2010 01:59 PM PDT

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When Raymond Domenech leads the French team onto the field on Sunday, in their World Cup friendly versus Tunisia, he will equal Michel Hildago’s record of 75 matches in charge of Les Bleus.  But unlike Domenech, Hildago is a revered figure in France’s footballing history.  He led the France team of the midfield “magic square” of Michel Plantini, Jean Tigana, Alan Giresse and Luis Fernandez to the 1984  European Championship and the semi-finals of the 1982 World Cup, where France lost to West Germany.  After retiring on June 27, 1984, Hildago had a record of 41 victories, 16 draws and 18 defeats with 139 goals scored and 72 goals conceded in his eight years as the coach of the national team.

While Hildago is revered and his time as the national coach is looked upon with much nostalgia- despite his team giving up a 3-1 lead against West Germany to lose on penalties in the World Cup semis (for more on this memorable match, I suggest reading Four Four Two’s essay).  Domenech on the other hand, has not endeared himself to the public in his six year reign and he is regularly jeered when France play in Paris.  The frustration stems from his fascination with astrology, inappropriate marriage proposals and, more recently, his bizarre explanation of  football to women (see video below the jump).

And given Domenech’s reputation with fans and the media, it is surprising that (at least on paper) Domenech’s record isn’t much worse.  Since being hired by the French Football Federation (FFF) in 2004, Raymond has accumulated 41 victories, 22 draws and 11 defeats with 108 goals and 49 conceded. And during Domenech’s reign, the France team made it to the finals of the World Cup in 2006 where they famously lost to Italy in a penalty shootout after Zidane was controversially sent off after headbutting Marco Materazzi.

Domenech’s success is constantly undercut by criticism that he shouldn’t be credited with the success of the Bleus in 2006 because of the crop of talented players he was lucky enough to have at his disposal.  But, clearly both coaches were lucky to have team of great players- Hildago with the “magic square” and Domenech with among others, Zinedine Zidane, Patrick Vieira, Lillian Thuram and Claude Makelele.  But, the disdain for Domenech is clearly related to his tactics as well, and I’m not just talking about his strange drawings in the video above.  I’m referring to the defensive system and formations which imply he isn’t particularly interested in creating beautiful football.  So, even when France wins, the boring playing style can make fans feel like they have lost.

And though Domenech has led the team for two less years and has roughly around the same record- he remains a controversial and arguably hated figure in France (and beyond).  Time will only tell if Domenech’s place in France’s football history will remain as it is now- ridiculed and hated – or if his contributions to the team will be better appreciated once he leaves the team after the World Cup.  Afterall, hindsight is only 20/20- and perhaps one day we will look at the Domenech era with the same nostalgia we have when we reflect on Hildago’s time with France.  But, regardless of how we remember him, after tomorrow Domenech will go down in history (at least for now) as the longest reigning coach in France’s history (in terms of games, not years).  So, how do you think you will remember Raymond Domenech after this summer?


Saturday, May 29, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “World Cup Players on Twitter” plus 6 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “World Cup Players on Twitter” plus 6 more

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World Cup Players on Twitter

Posted: 29 May 2010 06:00 AM PDT

beasleyAs we’ve mentioned (a few times now), this is going to be the first World Cup of the social media age, and everyone is expecting it to be the biggest thing ever to hit Facebook and Twitter, as well as the other social networks. We’ve set up Twitter accounts for each World Cup team, and will be using it as another tool to get the word out on our posts during the tournament. But as much as we do hope you’ll follow us for World Cup news, sometimes you want to get it straight from the horse’s mouth (that’s “mouth”, Marcus Hahnemann). So here is a list of Twitter accounts for World Cup players.

Three disclaimers for this – First, we are only including accounts that are either “Verified” or that we are quite sure to be the actual player. Second, it’s a big internet out there and I’m quite sure that we missed some, so feel free to tell us in the comments and we’ll add them. And last but not least, several teams have been banned from tweeting during the tournament, so the busiest time ever for football social media might be the quietest time for some of these accounts.

Brazil: Julio Cesar, Luis Fabiano, Kaka, Gilberto Silva

Chile: Humberto Suazo

France: Nicolas Anelka

Italy: Giorgio Chiellini, Guiseppe Rossi

Mexico: Cuauhtemoc Blanco

New Zealand: Ben Sigmund

Netherlands: Ryan Babel, Eljero Elia, Gregory van der Wiel

Spain: Andrés Iniesta, Carles Puyol

Uruguay: Diego Forlan

USA: Jozy Altidore, DaMarcus Beasley, Jonathan Bornstein, Edson Buddle, Landon Donovan, Maurice Edu, Stuart Holden, Oguchi Onyewu

Note: Diego Forlan’s page gets the award for Twitter background that most reminds me of Twin Peaks. Sitting on a red couch in front of curtains with a creepy smile, oh and the couch looks like its levitating because of the way the picture repeats. If you don’t want to go all the way to the Twitter to see what the players are saying, here’s a widget showing all the recent tweets from every account on the list:



10 World Cup Questions – Germany

Posted: 28 May 2010 04:40 PM PDT

germany_fans_2006_world_cupIf you're unfamiliar with World Cup Blog, then allow me to explain: The blog you're reading now is the front page, but the core of WCB is the multitude of team specific blogs, including one for each of the World Cup 2010 teams.

The authors of these team blogs have forgotten more about their sides than I'll ever know, so I decided to tap that knowledge by asking each of them a set of 10 questions. Today it's the turn of Nick from Germany World Cup Blog. Read on to learn all about the German national team

1. Who is Germany’s best player, and why?
As a typical German I don’t have a best player, because teams win tournaments not individual players. That being said, it’s hard to choose between experience and youth. Before 2009 I would have said Michael Ballack because without him it’s pretty evident on the field that the whole German team lacks direction and purpose. He might not be the same Ballack who first burst on the international scene at World Cup 2002, but it spoke volumes that it was necessary to play him even injured in the Euro 2008 final against Spain. Now in 2010, it’s time for someone new to grab the headlines and hopefully it’ll be Mesut Ă–zil. The team in South Africa will be built around this talented playmaker – a type of player Germany has not had since World Cup 1998. Crucially like Ballack he has vision, intelligence, and confidence. Unlike Ballack he can also dribble, sprint, and win one-on-one situations. Unfortunately Ă–zil is a rather poor finisher even among poor finishers, but then there is always Toni Kroos.

2. What do you think of Germany’s coach?
It’s a love hate affair with Joachim Löw. On the one hand he has since 2004 along with ex-coach Jurgen Klinsmann been responsible for ushering in and capitalizing on a new wave of German talent. On the other hand he has not won anything yet despite reaching a semifinal and a final – which is a disappointment by German standards. Löw is usually tactically sound and he communicates with his team captain well, but his substitutions are almost always too late or too lacking – indicating inflexibility more than anything else. Off the field he’s guilty of favoritism and caving in to the media. Overall, I still think he will do what’s right or be pressured to do so and thus finally lead Germany to a trophy (or watch it from a corporate skybox).

3. What do you think of Germany’s World Cup 2010 kits?
The kits are the one thing that never fails to impress. It’s fairly clean and conservative as far as kits go, but less is more in fashion especially. The one thing that stands out on both the home and away jerseys is the Euro 1996 DFB crest – a good luck charm!

4. What is Gernany’s biggest strength?
The biggest strength is in goal. We have one proven world class goalkeeper in Rene Adler (see qualifiers against Russia) and two enormously gifted keepers in Manuel Neuer and Tim Wiese who would do any team proud. This position has almost always been Germany’s strength and it is no different now.
Note: Rene Adler is now injured – Daryl

5. …and biggest weakness?
Germany has a very suspect central defense pairing, but Spain and Brazil aside who doesn’t? One of our problems in the center-back department is speed. I would expect someone like Per Mertesacker with such ridiculously long features to run quite quickly, but he doesn’t – Franz Beckenbauer today could run faster. At least Mertesacker has skills and positioning in his favor, which are often absent from the other likely nominations. Both Heiko Westermann and Sedar Tasci can have good days and can even build plays or score goals, yet they always are error prone which are deadly in a tournament. There are players available who can immediately remedy this, but it all goes back to the coach playing favorites and being tactically rigid.

6. If you could steal one player from any other World Cup 2010 team, then who would it be and why?
It would be nice to have a big target man like Zlatan Ibrahimovic who can actually score a goal given the opportunity unlike Mario Gomez, but it would be better to have someone like Arjen Robben. He has almost patented the critical comeback goal this season and has proven to be a pain in the ass for the entire opposing side, especially when your team is one selfish dream goal away from the next stage.

7. Tell us one thing about your team that the rest of the world might not know…
The team Germany brings to the World Cup in South Africa will be one of the youngest German sides ever with an average age of 25. Out of a recent player pool of 30 only 3 players were older than 27. This doesn’t mean that this German side is inexperienced. It’s just that the experienced players happen to be among others Phillip Lahm (27/64 Caps), Bastian Schweinsteiger (26/73), and Lukas Poldolski (25/70). In addition, there will also be the younger players who won the U-21 Euro 2009 including Manuel Neuer, Marko Marin, Mesut Ă–zil, Sami Khedira, and Jerome Boateng. Only then come the relatively internationally inexperienced and even younger Toni Kroos (20) and Thomas MĂ¼ller (21).

8. What would you consider success/failure for your team at World Cup 2010?
A successful World Cup can only be winning it. Despite being a finalist for Euro 2008 and World Cup 2002 and a semifinalist at World Cup 2006, it has been 14 years since Germany’s last true success.

9. What are you most excited about at World Cup 2010?
It will be the first World Cup in Africa which is something new and exciting, but one thing I always relish is the predominately English commentary writing off the Germans (mostly out of ignorance) to their peril!

10. Who do you think will win World Cup 2010?
Germany / Brazil

- More from Nick (and new writer Marcus) at Germany World Cup Blog

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Daily Dose: May 28th, 2010 – Waiting in Line

Posted: 28 May 2010 02:40 PM PDT

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South African fans waiting to buy World Cup tickets at the Maponya Mall in Soweto.

Photo: AP

  • World Cup history translated into American. (The Unlikely Fan)
  • Clearly they should be holding a tourney for the snubs. (Netherlands WCB)
  • Smithy, Patrick Vieira and Matt Damon picked up by ITV for the WC. (Telegraph)
  • Graham Poll thinks video replay is needed. It’s settled then. (ESPN)
  • The 2010 Honigsteins. (Rafa Honigstein)
  • Philipp Lahm handed the German armband. (DW)
  • The Mercurial Vapor being vaporized. (Nike Stadium)
  • Some World Cup trivia to kill the day. (Avoiding The Drop)


Sex and the City 2 vs World Cup 2010

Posted: 28 May 2010 11:40 AM PDT

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The reviews for Sex and the City 2 (Abu Dhabi Boogaloo) have been terrible. At time of writing, the movie has a score of 27 on Metacritic. Which is pretty much a disaster. So the marketing people needed something special to sell this thing.

In the UK at least, they seem to have managed it. Thanks to the World Cup. Get an eyeful of the above poster. That’s a (presumably expensive) shoe piercing a football, with the tagline: “There are other ways to score.” The message being pretty clear: If you want to get away from the World Cup, then come see this movie.

What I like here is the attention to detail. The ball being stepped on isn’t just a generic football. OK so there’s no adidas logo, and a different design (hexagonal panels) to the actual adidas Jabulani World Cup match ball, but there’s still just enough of the Jabulani pattern showing to suggest that that’s what we’re looking at. Not that that will matter to the target audience for this ad. I just like that someone, somewhere did their homework.

Last and certainly not least, the release date. June 10th, the day before the World Cup kicks off. Hats off to whoever came up with that idea, but it’s a shame that – based on the reviews – the best joke in this movie is on the poster.


World Cup 2010 – Which Team Wants it the Most?

Posted: 28 May 2010 09:40 AM PDT

wc t handsI know. Everyone wants to win the World Cup. That’s why they call it the World Cup.

But which of the 32 World Cup teams has the biggest reason for wanting to win it? Read on for a list of the 32 teams and my best guess at what’s driving them to victory. Feel free to add/argue different reasons in the comments.


Algeria – The one thing that would make Egypt's non-qualification hurt even more would be an Algerian triumph. I'm not saying that's Algeria's only motivation. But it has to be in there somewhere. Beating France in the final wouldn't hurt either.

Australia – Soccer currently lags behind cricket, rugby, the other football and probably some other sports we’ve never even heard of. A World Cup win could change all that.

Argentina – No wins since Diego Maradona led them to glory in 1986. In that nearly quarter of a century Argentina has consistently been one of the best teams in the world. But no more World Cup trophies. The big narrative for the team in 2010 is Diego Maradona once again. He’s back, he’s as crazy as ever, and he’s in charge of picking the team. But just think how good/mental would it be to see Diego Maradona lift that trophy, and join Franz Beckenbauer and MĂ¡rio Zagallo as the only men to win the World Cup as both player and coach.

Brazil – Obviously Brazil always wants to win it, and often that’s exactly what happens. They already have five wins, but 2006 was supposed to be the year they made it six. They didn’t. Despite the weight of expectation, I have a feeling most Brazil fans would admit they’d much prefer a win in 2014 when they host the World Cup. Or maybe they want both.

Cameroon – The first African team to make the World Cup quarterfinals in 1990, and the only team until 2002 when Senegal matched them. So first World Cup on Africa soil + Samuel Eto’o = First African World Cup winners?

Chile – The 2010 earthquake destroyed infrastructure and killed over 500 people. The country needs cheering up.

Cote d’Ivoire – This is a country still divided, between rebels and government. But I’m sure pretty much everyone there would agree with the sight of Didier Drogba holding the trophy aloft on July 11th in Soccer City Stadium.

Denmark – Morten Olsen has been the Denmark manager for a about a decade. In international management that’s a lifetime. Maybe two lifetimes. In terms of commitment and time invested in a team, this man deserves a World Cup.

England – Oh, they want it. That one win in 1966 gave England a big drink of glory. Now, 44 years later, they’re very very thirsty. The English Football Association has gone all out and hired the best coach money could buy in Fabio Capello, and with key players like Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Rio Ferdinand and John Terry all either at or around that 30 years old mark, this is the last chance for a certain generation who keep promising to deliver.

France – Like England, France have the blessing/albatross of having won the World Cup, but only at home. Winning it on foreign soil is the big next step that both countries need to take. However, I get the feeling that most in France are more interested in waving goodbye to Raymond Domenech than in winning the trophy in 2010.

Germany – Believe it or not, it’s been a while. Germany hasn’t won a World Cup since 1990. If Michael Ballack was in the squad, then there’d be a an argument for his determination to stop winning runner up medals on the big stage. That same argument can be made for this whole team though, as the majority of this squad lost out to Spain in the final of Euro 2008.

Ghana – If an Africa team is going to win the first World Cup on African soil, then Ghana might be the most likely. Even without Michael Essien, they seem to have the deepest squad. A continent’s hopes rest on you Black Stars.

Greece – The economoy is in the toilet. The people have been rioting in disgust at austerity measures. Nothing is going right. If Otto Rehhagel can repeat his Euro 2004 trick then Greece would be a much happier place in July 2010, if only temporarily.

Honduras – The country is in a bit of a political crisis. A World Cup win wouldn’t necessarily solve the problem. But it would make everyone feel a whole lot better.

Italy – Brazil has won five. Italy four. So the Azzurri are very much the junior partner in the Derby della Mondo right now. But just one more World Cup win would see them level with Brazil as the joint most successful international team of all time.

Japan – We’ve been laughing at coach Takeshi Okada a little, for his semi-final prediction and his I want to quit outburst/misquote this week. But the reason Okada is managing Japan at all is that the man who was supposed to lead them to South Africa – Bosnian coach Ivica Osim – suffered a stroke in 2007 and had to step away. It’s been three years but I imagine a Japanese win will be dedicated to coach Osim.

Mexico – At 37 years old and carrying some extra timber, CuauhtĂ©moc Blanco does not look like he should be playing international football. But he’s been a great player and deserves a big sendoff. I imagine winning a World Cup would do nicely. Plus it would end the “who’s the best team in CONCACAF” argument with America pretty conclusively.

Nigeria – The Super Eagles win Olymic Gold in 1996, becoming the first African team to do so. Being the first African team to win the World Cup would be a decent follow up.

Netherlands – Total World Cup finals: two (1974, 1978). Total World Cup wins: zero. It’s time the Dutch team won a World Cup.

New Zealand – Because it would upset Australia. Also because – despite their dominance – the New Zealand rugby team has not won the Rugby World Cup since they co-hosted in 1987. They host again in 2011 and expectation is high. But imagine if the soccer team beat them to it and won the World Cup the year before?

North Korea – Because if they win, then North Korean television can show the actual real full actual games on television, rather than the rumoured edited version.

Paraguay – Striker Salvador Cabañas was shot in the head in January 2010. He somehow survived, and was determined to recover in time for the World Cup, but had a bullet lodged in his brain and so won’t be playing in South Africa. His teammates winning the World Cup would be a fitting tribute to his determination.

Portugal – We know Cristiano Ronaldo wants it. It would complete his trophy haul. But maybe the most compelling story is Carlos Queiroz and his quest to convince the world that he’s a proper manager and not just an assistant who’s been overpromoted.

Serbia – First time at the World Cup for Serbia as an individual nation. The 2006 Serbia & Monetenegro adventure didn’t count. So a win would mean a 100% record.

Slovakia – Again, World Cup virgins. And seems like former partners the Czech Republic have had all the glory so far.

Slovenia – I like Slovenia. I’ve even been there. But in this tournament, I – like many others I’m sure – often get confused about exactly which one they are. For the record they’re the team with mountains on the jerseys. If they win this tournament, everyone will remember them forever.

Spain – No World Cup wins to date. But the Euro 2008 victory has finally taken Spain to another level. You can see the confidence as they pass the ball around tac-tac-tac. This is surely Spain’s best ever chance to finally win the World Cup, but also their chance to shed that underachiever tag once and for all. Or to have it etched even deeper. The stakes are high.

South Africa – The hosts. The much maligned hosts. Never before has a nation’s ability to host a tournament been questioned so openly. If the team went all the way and won it, that would be karma in action. Also, would be nice to see the events of the 1995 Rugby World Cup repeated on the soccer field. Though I doubt we’ll see a South Africa vs New Zealand final in 2010.

South Korea – Recently confirmed that North Korea sank one of their ships. So I imagine national pride is a little wounded. Park Ji-Sung and friends could restore it with a trophy.

Switzerland – Border and language sharing nations France, Germany and Italy all have a World Cup. It’s time Switzerland got one too.

USA – American soccer faces the same problem as Australia, in that it still lags behind other sports. America loves a winner, so a World Cup win would be a big help in attracting the patriotic but non-soccer loving sports fan. I also get the feeling that though genuine American soccer fans are happy with the progress from 1990 to present, they’re itching to take that next step up and lift the trophy.

Uruguay – When you look at the list of World Cup winners, Uruguay seems to be on there by mistake. First World Cup winners. Repeat winners in 1950. Then nothing for 60 years. I’m sure they’d love to rejoin the big boys.

- Please feel free to add your own reasons/suggestions in the comments…

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France Will Host Euro 2016

Posted: 28 May 2010 08:10 AM PDT

euro 2016 franceUEFA President Michel unveiled his home country France as hosts of Euro 2016 today. I know what you’re thinking. “Fix!”, right? But probably not. UEFA is not a dictatorship, and France was elected as Euro 2016 host after a series of ballots by UEFA committee members.

The other two bidding nations were Italy and Turkey. Italy was knocked out after the first round of voting, and France defeated Turkey by just one vote in the runoff.

“I want first to thank our friends from Italy and Turkey; I feel for them and the feelings of frustration and sadness after months of work and I wish Italian and Turkish football good luck,” said French Football Federation (FFF) president Jean-Pierre Escalettes.

“For us it is a moment of intense emotions, given that in 2016 we will welcome European football to France. We will fulfil our promises and we thank our friends on the Executive Committee at UEFA. They have put their trust in us and that’s what counts for us. This is a beautiful day for us.”

Maybe the last few years have been a blur for me. But it feels like France only just hosted the 1998 World Cup last week. France also hosted the 1984 Euros and the third ever World Cup back in 1938.

I’m sure most will agree that Turkey would have been the much more interesting choice, if only because they’ve never hosted a tournament before. Turkey’s most recent big European football event was that insanely entertaining 2005 Champions League final between Milan and Liverpool in Istanbul. I’m assuming every game at a tournament hosted by Turkey would be just as dramatic.

I’d imagine that the reason France won out in the end was the big Euros expansion we’re getting in 2016, when the tournament goes from 16 to 24 teams. Upping that number by a third is a gamble in and of itself, so I can understand why UEFA would want a host who’s been there, done that, and got the Footix t-shirt.


Photo: US v England Will Be All Kisses & Hugs

Posted: 28 May 2010 06:10 AM PDT

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A sign viewed at the USA – Czech Republic friendly earlier in the week.

They get marks for effort, particularly with the clever implication Landon Donovan was planted on loan in England as some sort of spy (English flag on the chest and all), but the consensus is cutting off Wayne Rooney’s head would merely piss him off, thus scoring eight goals rather than two.

The smart move would be cutting off Don Fabio’s noggin’ – he’s the brains of the operation.

[Spotted on The Spoiler.]