Thursday, December 2, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “World Cup Host Announcements (Coming Soon)” plus 2 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “World Cup Host Announcements (Coming Soon)” plus 2 more

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World Cup Host Announcements (Coming Soon)

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 12:22 AM PST

This is it. Quite possibly the most important decisions in the business of football, off of the football pitch, are now surely made and will be announced today. The rights to host the 2018 and 2022 World Cups are up for grabs. We’ll have the announcements as soon as they are made, and analysis as the day continues, as we get used to the new reality that we will have been presented with. Did the US and England’s tactics to concentrate on only one Cup pay off? Did Japan wow the FIFA boys with their holographic happy fun bid? Will the World Champions get some votes for Sportugain? We are waiting, none too patiently, and we will have the news right here as soon as it is announced.

For those of you who want to watch what will surely be a painfully slow process of opening two envelopes, you can watch live on FIFA.com or if you’re one of the US hopeful, join Fox Soccer Channel’s coverage at 9:30am Eastern. UK viewers can watch on BBC Two at 14:45.


FIFA Does The Red Carpet

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 10:30 AM PST

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Awards show? Bosh. The FIFA red carpet blows such gilded nonsense right out of the water.

All the superstars of the various bids showed up in Zurich today – well, most of them, anyway – and FIFA rolled out the red carpet with photogs happily snapping away, just in front of the suits holding out collection plates.

The whole thing was simply excellent – they should do this about once a month.

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Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani celebrates Movember with his Madame Toussad’s wife.


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Zizou approves of the ’stache. And maybe the wife too. Or that diamond the size of Jupiter’s third moon. Damn, there’s just a whole lot going right in that first photo.

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Though his footballing technique is beyond repute, Zizou’s red carpet technique leaves a bit to be desired. The proper turn-and-point is achieved by looking forward and pointing away, not the other way ’round.

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Bill bolts from a moving van like it’s a Bourne film poster, in search of something, possiblyy sexual relations.

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Bill warms his hands with an invisible fire. Senility, here he comes.

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Shit just got real.

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How in the flippin’ feck does England run with these three men in Zurich?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Elle MacPherson Australia 2022!


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Oh, I guess we now know what Bill was after.


Gary Lineker Made A Trouser Mess In ‘90

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 09:47 AM PST

As confessions go, this one ranks in the all-time pantheon of greats…and those providing too much information.

Discussing the 1990 World Cup on BBC radio, Gary Lineker let the world in on a little secret as to the state of his back end during the Ireland game, and offers a little insight as to why any grown man would drag his ass across a World Cup pitch. It’s been done figuratively a number of times, but literally? Gary may be a trail blazer.

And “relaxed myself”, I think, is about the most candid admission I’ve ever heard on any media, ever.

[Spotted on 101 Great Goals]


Wednesday, December 1, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “Quelle Surprise, BBC’s Doc Exposes FIFA Corruption” plus 1 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “Quelle Surprise, BBC’s Doc Exposes FIFA Corruption” plus 1 more

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Quelle Surprise, BBC’s Doc Exposes FIFA Corruption

Posted: 30 Nov 2010 11:00 AM PST

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The much anticipated BBC documentary detailing the probe into FIFA’s handling of World Cup bids was finally aired, with some unsurprisingly surprising results: they’re quite dirty.

The man running the show is the rather infamous Andrew Jennings, who earned his fame by running afoul of FIFA, writing a book on their dabblings on the wrong side of integrity.

Though informative, unfortunately we can only assume nothing will change, as this is FIFA, and FIFA’s been doing whatever it wants for years.

Still, however, a good watch.

[Via 101 Great Goals]


Soundoff: Who Will Host the 2018/2022 World Cups?

Posted: 30 Nov 2010 10:01 AM PST

FIFA-Executive-Summary-Spain-PortugalThe clock is tumbling down on the World Cup 2018/2022 bid process, now at less than 48 hours. If you’ve been paying attention, you’ve probably heard every rumor imaginable, and that everyone outside of The Betherlands (a portmanteau seemingly too good to pass up – even Nelgium works – but they will) and South Korea (which will be placated by the 2018 Winter Olympics), has been tipped to receive the tournament.

However, a key piece of info has arisen:

England and the U.S. are the only countries bidding to host the World Cup in 2018 and 2022 that can meet FIFA's revenue targets, a study commissioned by soccer's governing body said.


Sure, any study can be mangled to fit any desired outcome, but how many of those studies make their way into the hands of FIFA? That’s all that really counts.

This isn’t some extraordinary news nugget, though. England and the US have been the on-paper front runners forever, providing safe, reliable, plain Jane bids in the face of allegation after allegation of FIFA misconduct.

Which makes it unlikely one or both will get the bid for the simple fact that these things never turns out as it should. FIFA’s about money, yes, but it’s about legacy building too.

Oh, and corruption, which is a major consideration.

So here are the bidders…

2018:


England
Russia
Sportugal (Spain-Portugal)
The Betherlands (Belgium-Netherlands)


2022:

Australia
Japan
Qatar
South Korea
US

I’ll happily concede England are USA are the favorites…and then pick Sportugal and Qatar. Because that’s just how FIFA works.

So who do you think will host the 2018 & 2022 World Cups?