Wednesday, December 15, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: Sepp Speaketh, Advises Against Sodomy In 2022.

World Cup 2010 Blog: Sepp Speaketh, Advises Against Sodomy In 2022.

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Sepp Speaketh, Advises Against Sodomy In 2022.

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:36 AM PST

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Difficult though it may be to see him atop the sport’s most powerful acronym, Sepp Blatter still remains the gift that keeps on giving. The man’s motormouth is a 365 day-a-year Santa Claus, bestowing us with gifts under the tree, never a hint of oversaturation, on all topics.

Yesterday the world’s press sat down with Sepp and he touched on the all-important subject: sodomy.

(Link’s kosher – promise.)


Apart from the searing temperatures expected during the finals time of June and July, there could also be other problems with hosting the competition in an Islamic country. Gay groups fear problems in a country where homosexuality is illegal.

When asked about such issues, Blatter, apparently joking, said: "I would say they should refrain from any sexual activities."

Sepp then turned to the audience and offered up an accepted alternative to sodomy via hand gesture:

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Should this not suffice, he outlined maximum parameters for the quiet enjoyment of said activities.

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Sepp then asked for silence so that he could enter into a state of visualization, and the room quickly emptied.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: World Cup, Vuvuzelas & Paul Took Twitter By Storm

World Cup 2010 Blog: World Cup, Vuvuzelas & Paul Took Twitter By Storm

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World Cup, Vuvuzelas & Paul Took Twitter By Storm

Posted: 13 Dec 2010 10:58 AM PST

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As Twitter continues is systemic destruction of the English language, the entity is sucking in the masses like some sort of evil vortex – so don’t drink the Kool-Aid or eat the McInformation.

A prime target this year was the World Cup, with substantial collateral damage done as it felled both the big boy, the tournament itself, as well as vuvuzelas and Paul the Octopus, all of which crashed the 2010 Twitter Top 10.

Well at least we finally know what killed that lovable cephalopod: the internet.

Normally these things are more celebratory, but this reads like a Just Go Away 2010 Top 10.

The Twitter Top 10:

1. Gulf Oil Spill
2. FIFA World Cup
3. Inception
4. Haiti Earthquake
5. Vuvuzela
6. Apple iPad
7. Google Android
8. Justin Bieber
9. Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows
10. Pulpo Paul

Word to the casting wise:

If Christopher Nolan had replaced Leonardo di Caprio with Lionel Messi, Inception would’ve taken first in a landslide – he is the dream.


Sunday, December 12, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “2010 African Footballer of the Year Nominees” plus 1 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “2010 African Footballer of the Year Nominees” plus 1 more

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2010 African Footballer of the Year Nominees

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 04:06 PM PST

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After having the long list leaked and the short list announced, the final list of nominees for CAF’s 2010 African Footballer of the Year have finally been announced.

And the nominations for Africa’s 2010 Footballer of the Year go to…

Didier Drogba (Côte D'Ivoire/Chelsea)
Asamoah Gyan (
Ghana/Sunderland)
Samuel Eto'o (
Cameroon/Inter)

If you read my earlier post on the nominations, you probably aren’t surprised by the names appearing on the final list.

The award’s current title holder, Drogba, enters this year’s race as the underdog. His exploits that helped Chelsea reclaim the EPL title in May slightly pale in comparison to the double domestic and European titles won by Eto’o with Inter or the achievements in the World Cup by Gyan’s Ghana.

The winner is chosen by the national coaches from CAF member nations and will be announced on December 20th in Cairo.


Qatar: Revolutionizing the way we hold the World Cup

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 03:02 PM PST

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When FIFA voted to hold the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, it was promoted as “bringing football to a new world and a new culture” as well as bringing the World Cup to the “entire Middle East.”  And now, it seems that sentiment might be taken quite literally by the game’s governing bodies as the 2022 World Cup in Qatar may very well change the way have ever held the tournament before…

World Cup 2022:  Qatar & Friends

With numerous media outlets focusing on the size of Qatar – and their ability to credibly host such a large event in such a small space – FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has offered one of his famous ideas

Get the neighbors involved!  Inspired by Australia’s proposal, which suggested that some matches could be held in nearby New Zealand.  However, he failed to mention any concrete suggestions of countries who could share the burden with Qatar.

Australia, in its candidacy bid, proposed to give several matches to New Zealand. I think it could be the same in Qatar and that some matches could take place in nearby countries.

- Sepp Blatter, L’Equipe

This suggestion, Blatter mentioned, would help fulfill FIFA’s ambition to expand access for fans across the globe.

With Qatar, we are opening football to a new world and a new culture.  The Arab world, which has tried several times — with Morocco or Egypt for example — to host the World Cup, could legitimately lay claim to hosting this.

- Sepp Blatter, L’Equipe

Qatar 2022:  Winter Games

But the size of the country isn’t the only issue that Qatar is having to defend itself against since winning the bid to host the games in 2022.  The weather – and the health dangers it potentially poses to players and fans – has also received attention in the press.

Extreme temperatures? What about all those cool, high-tech plans in the Qatar proposal to air condition all the stadiums?  Well, it turns out that – in the words of Asian Football Confederation General Secretary, Peter Velappan – is “not a solution.”

And the extreme heat – which tops 104 degrees – could potentially deter nations from participating.  The threat of European nations boycotting the tournament is not exactly a great way for the international football community to embrace football’s newest frontier…so now the game’s international bodies are putting on their best thinking caps to troubleshoot the issue…

Franz Beckenbauer, who sits on FIFA’s executive committee, said earlier this month that making a one-time change to the European league to allow the World Cup to be played in winter in Qatar was a cheaper solution than air-conditioning all stadiums.

UEFA President, Michel Platini, has suggested that he would be comfortable with a proposal to shift the 2022 World Cup to winter instead of its traditional time in the summer to avoid extreme temperatures.

It’s true that if we talk about the World Cup in the Gulf in January, that would be easier than to play in June. On that I agree, and why not? It’s possible.

- Michel Platini

Why not?  Well, just off the top of my head there are a few reasons:  Champions League, Europa League, EPL, La Liga, Serie A, Ligue 1, Bundesliga…

Oh, those minor competitions?  Those can be addressed later..after all we have 12 years!

How much rest time will we give to the players after the World Cup? If we play in January, well, will it be a February off and then we start again in March?

We will discuss this heavily in the months and years to come.

- Michel Platini

But, even if the games are held in the summer, Platini doesn’t think the criticism about weather holds much weight….especially when it comes from those arguing in favor of a US proposal!

The temperature in Dallas was [113 degrees], if I’m not mistaken, in 1994 and nobody criticized the U.S. at the time.

- Michel Platini

Platini also indicated his support for FIFA’s decision to grant Qatar the tournament and making the international community more inclusive of nations and fans outside of football’s traditional strongholds.

Maybe, it would be a World Cup for the entire Gulf

- Michel Platini