Saturday, November 27, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “USA Women Look to Avoid Massive Upset in WC Qualification” plus 2 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “USA Women Look to Avoid Massive Upset in WC Qualification” plus 2 more

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USA Women Look to Avoid Massive Upset in WC Qualification

Posted: 26 Nov 2010 10:23 PM PST

The 2010 World Cup is behind us, but for the world of women’s soccer, things are just now heating up, and after Saturday, the last qualification spot for the 2011 FIFA Womens World Cup will be filled. But Saturday is more than just the final match in a long qualification campaign – it could be one of the biggest upsets in the history of women’s football. The USA, the best team in Womens World Cup history, who have finished at least third in all five previous Cups, has to hold off Italy for the final spot, and the victory is in no way assured.

The Americans hold a slim 1-0 lead in the home-and-home series, after an injury-time winner in the first leg in Italy. The Italians have to overturn that, in the US, and every sportbook out there has them as significant underdogs, at least 8-to-1. It won’t help to have their #1 striker out for the match. But if they can do it, it would be an historic win, knocking the US out of the competition before it even begins. No one (aside from the Italy side) would be grinning more widely at this result than Germany, who as hosts this year are already favorites, but who would be even more clear favorites if the US was eliminated.

Italy may be a recent world champion in the men’s game, but the women’s side has been significantly less successful. In the five official women’s World Cups, no Italy team has ever gotten past the quarterfinals, and their most successful tournaments have been two final appearances in the European Championships (1993 and 1997), both losses.

The match is being held on Saturday November 27th at Toyota Park in Chicago. The match is not being televised on any of the major networks, but will be available on ESPN3. For more on upcoming televised soccer, check out our weekend soccer TV schedule.


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Playing The Gender Game In Equatorial Guinea

Posted: 26 Nov 2010 10:00 AM PST

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The trusty old story that is ‘Equatorial Guinea women footballers accused of being men’ appears to have sprung a new development, and that is the ‘outing’ of the two women in question. Incredibly, it’s because Nigeria, of all places, has lodged an official complaint. You know, that entirely honest and completely transparent Nigerian FA. (Nigeria also beat them in the final, which makes their stance of righteousness even more mysterious.)

The two ladies rumored are Genoveva Anonma and Salimata Simpore, and one is reported to be suspected of gender doping. Or whatever it is.

The former has already reportedly been gender tested, and one would presume passed. Actually we can all perform a gender test right now and she’ll pass.

Therefore we can guess the latter is the lady in question.

Anonma:

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Simpore:

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This is not going to end well, no matter what.

Then again she looks no more a man than Fernando Torres looks a girl, so there’s that.


FIFA World Rankings – November 2010

Posted: 26 Nov 2010 07:30 AM PST

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Very little movement to discuss on the FIFA World Rankings front this month, unfortunately. Even everyone’s favorite underdog, Montenegro, has stalled on its meteoric climb to rankings glory, gaining a surprising zero places in the last month.

Although Egypt did bump up into the most sacred of position, the top ten, despite completely whiffing on World Cup 2010, taking over for Russia, who also whiffed on World Cup 2010, and sliding in right behind Croatia, who also slapped a big fat doughnut on the world’s grandest tournament.

The top ten may or may not be calculated by the sum of their Football Manager rankings.

In fact, the top fifteen includes five teams who never showed up in South Africa: Croatia, Egypt, Norway, Russia and Italy.

Upon further skimming, absolutely nothing of relevance happened, and the biggest move in the top fifty involved Burkina Faso tumbling down four spots.

So we’ll have to wait until next month to gush over Montenegro. Or anything at all.

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “The Euro 2012 Mascots Go On A Field Trip” plus 1 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “The Euro 2012 Mascots Go On A Field Trip” plus 1 more

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The Euro 2012 Mascots Go On A Field Trip

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 10:10 AM PST

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Continuing along with today’s international tournament theme of What exactly does this achieve?, we have the happy-go-lucky mascot duo from Euro 2012, just unveiled last week. The as of yet unnamed brothers with permasmiles from Polkraine went on a field trip to Donetsk. Now Donetsk has a history as a mining town, evidenced in the football world by Shakhtar Donetsk’s shield and nickname (the Miners, obviously), so it’s pretty much the complete opposite of anywhere you’d choose to voluntarily vacation.

And so they went there on a dreary November day to visit some coal mines, in the process creating one of the most depressing pitch campaigns in recent history.

Who’s up for spilling their savings on a trip to Donetsk?

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(4-1 says that’s makeup.)


Qatar Slays The World Cup 2022 Field With World Record Shirt

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 09:10 AM PST

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Still doing everything they can to convince the world that Qatar is a feasible location for the 2022 World Cup, the Qatar Petrochemical Company created the world’s largest shirt – Guinness approved – for the bid. Because big @#$%ing shirts will quash the notion that Qatar is too hot and too small to host a World Cup all by its lonesome in the summer months.

Which is the type of logic we expect from the US bid.

What this achieves outside of absolutely nothing, no one knows, but the shirt was obviously and hilariously made in China.