Tuesday, November 30, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “2011 Women’s World Cup Draw” plus 1 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “2011 Women’s World Cup Draw” plus 1 more

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2011 Women’s World Cup Draw

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 12:01 PM PST

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While FIFA’s busy blocking punches from all angles like a jelly-legged prizefighter with the 2018 & 2022 World Cup decisions on Thursday, they’ve done with the business of getting the 2011 Women’s World Cup draw done without so much as a peep that it was dirty – filthily dirty.

So there’s that going for them.

UEFA’s done a favor for those of us completely unfamiliar with the Women’s World Cup (aye, guilty) and whipped up a primer in a jiffy for next year’s big tournament in Germany.

The numbers in brackets are their current FIFA rankings, which we know are nothing to stand on, but hey – you take what you can get.

Group stage draw (26 June-6 July)

Group A: Germany (2), Canada (9), Nigeria (27), France (8)

Group B: Japan (5), New Zealand (23), Mexico (22), England (10)

Group C: United States (1), Korea DPR (6), Colombia (32), Sweden (4)

Group D:
Brazil (3), Australia (12), Norway (7), Equitorial Guinea (62)

Quarter-finals

9 July: Winner Group A v Runner-up Group B (1)
9 July: Winner Group B v Runner-up Group A (2)
10 July: Winner Group C v Runner-up Group D (3)
10 July: Winner Group D v Runner-up Group C (4)

Semi-finals

13 July: Winner quarter-final 1 v Winner quarter-final 3 (1)
13 July: Winner quarter-final 2 v Winner quarter-final 4 (2)

Third-place play-off
16 July: Loser semi-final 1 v Loser semi-final 2

Final
17 July: Winner semi-final 1 v Winner semi-final 2

Past winners (hosts)

2007 Germany (China)
2003 Germany (United States)
1999 United States (United States)
1995 Norway (Sweden)
1991 United States (China)

So Group C looks like the Group O’Death and Group B the weakest of sauces.

Which means New Zealand is clearly going to go undefeated for the second World Cup in a row.

But in seriousness, Germany’s won the last two and now hosts the tournament. That betting line must be so even it doesn’t even show on the page.


Euro 2012 Mascots Go On Another Trip

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 11:25 AM PST

Last, or first, we checked in with the as of yet unnamed Euro 2012 mascots, they were chillin’ in the tropics of Donetsk, successfully avoiding black face and flashing disingenuous permasmiles.

Today we have a cartoon of their birth as mascots and football lovers, in which they awake from a slumber in the forest amidst magical footballs and pitches which appear from nowhere as they lie on their backs in nature.

All of which I’m 98% convinced is symbolism for tripping mushrooms.

[Spotted on Dirty Tackle]


Saturday, November 27, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “USA Women Look to Avoid Massive Upset in WC Qualification” plus 2 more

World Cup 2010 Blog: “USA Women Look to Avoid Massive Upset in WC Qualification” plus 2 more

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USA Women Look to Avoid Massive Upset in WC Qualification

Posted: 26 Nov 2010 10:23 PM PST

The 2010 World Cup is behind us, but for the world of women’s soccer, things are just now heating up, and after Saturday, the last qualification spot for the 2011 FIFA Womens World Cup will be filled. But Saturday is more than just the final match in a long qualification campaign – it could be one of the biggest upsets in the history of women’s football. The USA, the best team in Womens World Cup history, who have finished at least third in all five previous Cups, has to hold off Italy for the final spot, and the victory is in no way assured.

The Americans hold a slim 1-0 lead in the home-and-home series, after an injury-time winner in the first leg in Italy. The Italians have to overturn that, in the US, and every sportbook out there has them as significant underdogs, at least 8-to-1. It won’t help to have their #1 striker out for the match. But if they can do it, it would be an historic win, knocking the US out of the competition before it even begins. No one (aside from the Italy side) would be grinning more widely at this result than Germany, who as hosts this year are already favorites, but who would be even more clear favorites if the US was eliminated.

Italy may be a recent world champion in the men’s game, but the women’s side has been significantly less successful. In the five official women’s World Cups, no Italy team has ever gotten past the quarterfinals, and their most successful tournaments have been two final appearances in the European Championships (1993 and 1997), both losses.

The match is being held on Saturday November 27th at Toyota Park in Chicago. The match is not being televised on any of the major networks, but will be available on ESPN3. For more on upcoming televised soccer, check out our weekend soccer TV schedule.


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Playing The Gender Game In Equatorial Guinea

Posted: 26 Nov 2010 10:00 AM PST

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The trusty old story that is ‘Equatorial Guinea women footballers accused of being men’ appears to have sprung a new development, and that is the ‘outing’ of the two women in question. Incredibly, it’s because Nigeria, of all places, has lodged an official complaint. You know, that entirely honest and completely transparent Nigerian FA. (Nigeria also beat them in the final, which makes their stance of righteousness even more mysterious.)

The two ladies rumored are Genoveva Anonma and Salimata Simpore, and one is reported to be suspected of gender doping. Or whatever it is.

The former has already reportedly been gender tested, and one would presume passed. Actually we can all perform a gender test right now and she’ll pass.

Therefore we can guess the latter is the lady in question.

Anonma:

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Simpore:

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This is not going to end well, no matter what.

Then again she looks no more a man than Fernando Torres looks a girl, so there’s that.


FIFA World Rankings – November 2010

Posted: 26 Nov 2010 07:30 AM PST

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Very little movement to discuss on the FIFA World Rankings front this month, unfortunately. Even everyone’s favorite underdog, Montenegro, has stalled on its meteoric climb to rankings glory, gaining a surprising zero places in the last month.

Although Egypt did bump up into the most sacred of position, the top ten, despite completely whiffing on World Cup 2010, taking over for Russia, who also whiffed on World Cup 2010, and sliding in right behind Croatia, who also slapped a big fat doughnut on the world’s grandest tournament.

The top ten may or may not be calculated by the sum of their Football Manager rankings.

In fact, the top fifteen includes five teams who never showed up in South Africa: Croatia, Egypt, Norway, Russia and Italy.

Upon further skimming, absolutely nothing of relevance happened, and the biggest move in the top fifty involved Burkina Faso tumbling down four spots.

So we’ll have to wait until next month to gush over Montenegro. Or anything at all.

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