Alhaji Righteous De Ambitious: Dec 4, 2010

Saturday, December 4, 2010

World Cup 2010 Blog: “Zidane & Friends Do Shower Karaoke” plus 1 more

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 10:40 AM PST

This video may have been floating around the internet for ages, with persistent rumors of its existence spliced into clips, but for those of us new to the Zizou and friends doing karaoke in a Turkish steam bath…well, this should either make or break your day.

Being sure the scene for this little clip is set properly, it includes…

- Some men nude, some in towels.
- Steam.
- A shower.
- Laurent Blanc’s blurred-out man parts.
- White boy dancing.
- At least one world class mustache.

Do you suppose nude dancing, steam bathes and mustaches was the missing link during South Africa? Blanc must’ve brought his good stuff to turn the good ship Les Bleus right around…and into a Village People viral.

The BBC Explains Why England Lost

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 09:40 AM PST

And yes, the BBC is on the list, possibly ranked one through three.

Ghosting around the internet today is like stumbling through a scorched earth, and anything with a superfluous u runs the gamut from rage to sorrow to bewilderment ~~to magnanimousness~~, having been forcibly removed of their inalienable right to win the bid. Because they’re England, or something.

Hopefully this video can bring a sense of understanding and closure to the grand old tournament which will be World Cup 2018: Not England, allowing an entire nation to move on and maybe, just maybe, admit that if David Cameron had too waded through a marsh shirtless with a gun, they’d have won the @#$%in’ thing.