Alhaji Righteous De Ambitious: World Cup 2010 Blog: “Adrian Mutu Is Banned From Something. Shock. Awe.” plus 1 more

Friday, August 12, 2011

World Cup 2010 Blog: “Adrian Mutu Is Banned From Something. Shock. Awe.” plus 1 more

Adrian Mutu Is Banned From Something. Shock. Awe.

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 09:38 AM PDT

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Outside of doing lines off a hooker’s tender parts – presumably – is Adrian Mutu really a bad boy, or just an idiot? Both are probably on the scale, but the weight seems to shift towards the latter. His latest “drug ban” was for weight-loss supplements, after all.

It’s not like he rock-star smashed up his hotel or anything, but rather consumed some adult beverages a couple of nights before a game. Not terribly rebellious, just stupid.

And he’s been banned for life from the Romanian national team for it. Because that’s just what Adrian Mutu does – get banned from stuff.

Gabriel Tamas was sucked into his vicious vortex as well. Less fun for him as he’s 27 and Mutu is 32.

“The two players have been expelled for life from the national team”, Piturca stressed.

“It’s a pity but rules are strict and they should have known it,” he added.

Local media said that Mutu and Tamas, who had been involved in drinking bouts before, had gone out partying on Monday evening despite strict orders from the coach.

A bit difficult to blame them for not taking a friendly against the mighty Most Serene Republic of San Marino seriously, however.

Nonetheless, Adrian Mutu: excluded.

As you were.

Hey, Something Actually Came Out Of International Friendly Week

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 07:27 AM PDT

(All apologies to Northern Ireland and the Faroes…mostly the poor Faroes.)

Aside from infuriating injuries and some pretty decent highlight goals, anyway.

Shockingly, the happenings actually came from North America. For serious. Where Jurgen Klinsmann somewhat stole the show with his dancing and goal celebrations. He’s like a skinny Maradona, but less of a coke problem and more likable.

Oh, and someone messed their pants.

Or Omar Aranello forgot to remove the packet of hot sauce clenched betwixt his thighs before entering the pitch.

One of these scenarios is more likely than the other.

It’s not the hot sauce.